Dane Cook. Ugh.

Laughing at others' misfortune will probably come around to bite me in the ass, but apparently Dane Cook is not only an unfunny comedian whose popularity is baffling at best— he's an idiot. Not only is he a grating, unfunny comedian idiot, he's a overly-loud, prancing-and-dancing douche bag joke-stealing punch-in-the-face smirk-wearing moron. But not only is he a grating, unfunny idiotic overly-loud, prancing-and-dancing, joke-stealing punch-in-the-face-smile wearing moronic comedian — he's a success. Dammit. With enough millions to have stolen in the first place. My life is a waste.