Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Dane Cook. Ugh.

Laughing at others' misfortune will probably come around to bite me in the ass, but apparently Dane Cook is not only an unfunny comedian whose popularity is baffling at best— he's an idiot. Not only is he a grating, unfunny comedian idiot, he's a overly-loud, prancing-and-dancing douche bag joke-stealing punch-in-the-face smirk-wearing moron. But not only is he a grating, unfunny idiotic overly-loud, prancing-and-dancing, joke-stealing punch-in-the-face-smile wearing moronic comedian — he's a success. Dammit. With enough millions to have stolen in the first place. My life is a waste.

4 comments:

The Juice Box said...

Remember that time I wrote a column about Dane Cook stealing jokes? And everyone in the office got mad because they loved him?

Good times.

Warped Coasters said...

haha everyone in the office that wasn't you, me, Abby and prolly Siska ... the rest of them got mad shortly before returning to their Rascal Flatts playlists

The Juice Box said...

No, Katelin got mad. I remember it distinctly.

Eric Knutson said...

I went to a Patton Oswalt show where he kept doing an impersonation of Dane Cook. It was about 10 times as funny as anything Dane Cook himself has ever done