Wednesday, December 30, 2009
New airline rules
Stage 1 security:
Every passenger is required to allow a FAA certified surgeon to open the chest cavity and search for any devise that could be used to disrupt or destroy the aircraft.
All passengers must poop and puke simultaneously into a bag in order to expel any baggies or rubbers filled with contraband.
All passengers must perform a handstand, to assure heads are properly attached.
Any persons whose head falls off will not be allowed to board the aircraft.
All passengers must recite one totally illogical sentence, and then attempt to explain a paradox, to prove that they are not a robot.