I think this says it all:

Via CNN.com:

• 91 swine flu cases in US; child dies in Texas

three headlines later in small font:

• Regular flu has killed thousands

...

Everyone relax and go about your business worrying about contracting the good ole regular flu before you go on a swine-flu fearing rampage.

In related news, the new Wilco album due this June will be titled "Wilco (the Album)."

I'm a huge, obsessive Wilco fan, but even I can't pretend that's a good album title, not to mention there's a track on the album called "Wilco (the song)", that was almost more than I could deal with itself.

Oh well, as long as the music is better than their last (no weather-channel guitar solos or anything that sounds remotely like "Shake it off"), I'll be happy. Sort of.