Friday, July 3, 2009

This ain't no Van Gof, folks

Outside of the "sketch" of of the nefarious leprechaun haunting Mobile, Alabama, this is easily the most incompetent suspect drawing I have ever seen. Time to start rounding up all the white, middle aged little league coaches. Luckily Napoleon Dynamite was on hand to add his pencil shading skills.

This amateur can't even draw a baseball cap, unless the alleged serial killer really did have a hot dog bun stapled to the front of a beanie.

Here's the news story

6 comments:

The Juice Box said...

I think the invisible neck is my favorite part. Perhaps he smokes Parliaments out of it?

The Juice Box said...

Also, I love that creepy-ass leprechaun. Nice reference.

Warped Coasters said...

haha i didn't even notice the invisaneck. the more time you spend with this drawing, the better it gets. I just realized that this truckdriver/baseballcoach/serialkiller also apparently wears guyliner.

The Juice Box said...

He is also sprouting hairs from half his ears. That would pretty much be a dead giveaway in identifying any hot dog fugitive.

Warped Coasters said...

apparently the police department realized that this sketch was hilarious, cause it's now been replaced in the news story by a more professional attempt.

The Juice Box said...

Maybe they found your blog had linked to it? haha.